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rosetremiere:

i know for a fact that im not the only one who likes unripe bananas like theyre sweet but not too much, and theyre not mushy i love unripe bananas

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Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.

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shutupburnout:

I wish I had kilos of weed.

(Source: allison-chains)

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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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taken from Candice Swanepoel’s instagram ( @angelcandices)

z33zy:

Syrup: Four types of women.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS UGH SO MUCH

(via ddarkpparadisee)

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this cat can leap
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